How’dy cocky crow
Strutting, one wing streched, mouth wide
Dumb looking, but cool.
Poor potato bug,
Pulverized for the crime of
“Being Butt Ugly”
Lizards
Little dark lizard,
Lifting a limb to the sun.
Absorbing the rays.
Tinniest lizard
Thinking of food and fucking
Such simplicity.
Dark little lizard
Digging its short existance
How I envy you.
Little green tree looking fine and dry.
Snip, snip.
there goes a branch.
snip Snip
There goes another
snip snip
Until there is just a skeleton.
green bleached bones.
FUCK
ALL OF YOU!
GMO?
WHAT’S THAT?
TOO HARD
TOO MUCH FACT
WAIT WHAT?
BIGGER FOODS
CHEAPER FATS
FUCK YA
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
AND I WANT IT NOW!
I WANT BIGGER BEEF AND BIGGER BUTTS
I WANT PALLETS OF
1 POUND PATTIE SLIDERS
THE MASSES
TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL WITH BACON ON TOP
I WANT 100 CHICKEN WING MONSTROSITIES
CLAWING AT THE EARTH
BLIND TO THE WORLD
EATING AS THEIR OWN SOLACE
WHO AFTER ONE MONTH FROM BIRTH
CAN BE FRIED FOR A
MUH!
MUH!
MUH!
MONSTER WING PARTY!!!1
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
AND I WANT IT NOW!
I WANT MY WEED HIGHER
MY COCAIN FASTER
MY PILLS LARGER
AND MY HEROIN SLOWER
SO WHEN I TAKE THEM ALL
AND DRINK MY SPIRITS
I WILL BE OMINI-POTENT
AND INVIN-CIBLE
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
AND I WANT IT NOW!
I WANT TO RIDE AROUND
LIKE PROFFESOR X
WITH 2 TON BEER HATS
SO THAT BITCHES CAN DO KEGSTANDS
AND I CAN LOOK UP AT THEIR TITTIES
WITH PIMP CROWN
GILDED THRONE
WTIH WOMAN AND FLARE
I WILL BE KING
AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE THAT!
FOR I AM MAN
GOD’S CHOSEN
AND HE HAS GIVEN TO ME
DOMINION UNDER ALL THOSE
BEAST BEANEATH ME
AND I DECREE
I WANT IT!
I WANT IT!
AND I WANT IT NOW!
SO NOW
SCIENCE
MY SON
MY LIFE IS YOURS
YOU HAVE HEARD
MY CRY
SO GO FORTH
AND MAKE IT SO!
GIVE
ME
OPPULANCE
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