Deities worshiped for attacks of deafening blast
Now just a superhero and a mass of noble gas
Thursday was Thor’s day, and Zeus or Jupiter’s
It depends, because the Romans liked to borrow
Nobody cares, it’s the past, we are in the future
we only care truly that Friday is tomorrow

Wednesday is the royal day
Because it has the most letters
It sits on top of the weekday
Laughing at all the beggars
“Celebrate”! He proclaims
“for making it over my hump
“Just remember.” He explains
“You will be back next week, you chumps!”

Monday is gone
Tuesday is here
How many more
Till Friday is near

Monday arrives, back once again
Workers trudge with a little disdain
Un-recovered from last weeks pain
To do little task, for paltry gains
chugging along worn tracks, an a old train
on a circular path, that runs in vain
That arrives on Monday, back once again