Mrs Vampire was sitting on the couch watching television. Her teenage daughter, Suzy vampire walks through the front.
Mrs Vampire exclaims “Why honey, I thought you were gonna be gone all night for your date. What happened?”
Suzy throws down her coat in a huff “He was was jerk and he lied to me, so… I came home!” She sits down, puffs up her cheeks and exclaims “Jerk!”
Mrs Vampire comfort her daughter “That’s a shame, after all that talk about him being a positive young man.”
“That’s just the thing mom” Suzy says. “He wasn’t positive at all! He was B negative!”
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